








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1301 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2452 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1917 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1861 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,311 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aakos | 51% | 177 |
| #2 | TapsiHapsi | 51% | 170 |
| #3 | dr.Chronos | 51% | 182 |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 50% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aakos | 51% | 177 |
| #2 | TapsiHapsi | 51% | 170 |
| #3 | dr.Chronos | 51% | 182 |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 50% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TapsiHapsi | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | dr.Chronos | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | aakos | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aakos | 419 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | dr.Chronos | 236 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | TapsiHapsi | 150 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 21 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr.Chronos | +2.78 | 45 | 53 |
| #2 | JaniAHegyről | +0.84 | 58 | 77 |
| #3 | aakos | +0.47 | 50 | 67 |
| #4 | TapsiHapsi | -1.33 | 25 | 58 |
| #5 | M0RALSupp0rt | -3.95 | 35 | 33 |





