








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1983 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2173 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1864 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1616 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $740,751 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaniAHegyről | 51% | 177 |
| #2 | TapsiHapsi | 50% | 185 |
| #3 | dr.Chronos | 48% | 197 |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 48% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaniAHegyről | 51% | 177 |
| #2 | TapsiHapsi | 50% | 185 |
| #3 | dr.Chronos | 48% | 197 |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 48% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TapsiHapsi | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | JaniAHegyről | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | dr.Chronos | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr.Chronos | 245 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | JaniAHegyről | 220 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | TapsiHapsi | 168 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 23 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr.Chronos | +2.61 | 45 | 55 |
| #2 | JaniAHegyről | +0.79 | 58 | 77 |
| #3 | aakos | +0.28 | 51 | 66 |
| #4 | TapsiHapsi | -1.45 | 25 | 57 |
| #5 | M0RALSupp0rt | -3.98 | 34 | 33 |





