








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 706 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1789 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1376 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1118 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $885,564 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaniAHegyről | 51% | 170 |
| #2 | aakos | 50% | 185 |
| #3 | dr.Chronos | 49% | 187 |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 46% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaniAHegyről | 51% | 170 |
| #2 | aakos | 50% | 185 |
| #3 | dr.Chronos | 49% | 187 |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 46% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaniAHegyről | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | dr.Chronos | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | aakos | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aakos | 437 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | dr.Chronos | 239 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | JaniAHegyről | 209 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | M0RALSupp0rt | 22 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr.Chronos | +2.79 | 46 | 55 |
| #2 | JaniAHegyről | +0.95 | 60 | 78 |
| #3 | aakos | +0.52 | 51 | 67 |
| #4 | TapsiHapsi | -1.61 | 25 | 56 |
| #5 | M0RALSupp0rt | -4.05 | 35 | 33 |





