








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 260 | 53% |
| Smokes | 71 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 110 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 45 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,589 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 329 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Destan^* | 55% | 130 |
| #2 | holy n worf | 52% | 98 |
| #3 | JASE | 49% | 70 |
| #4 | yacob (colorblind) | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Destan^* | 55% | 130 |
| #2 | holy n worf | 52% | 98 |
| #3 | JASE | 49% | 70 |
| #4 | yacob (colorblind) | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Destan^* | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | holy n worf | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | JASE | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | yacob (colorblind) | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Destan^* | 677 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #2 | JASE | 259 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | holy n worf | 234 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | yacob (colorblind) | 130 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finals mvp mavs in 7 | +2.85 | 84 | 13 |
| #2 | Destan^* | +0.94 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | yacob (colorblind) | +0.17 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | holy n worf | -1.78 | 61 | 43 |
| #5 | JASE | -2.74 | 61 | 52 |





