








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 772 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5016 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4206 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2744 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4156 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,934,446 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1628 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schorle | 39 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | mark0h | 29 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Shairoe | 14 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | AyKay -A- | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Patrovicc 🌟 | 7 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schorle | 1140 | 0.18 | 33 min |
| #2 | Shairoe | 730 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #3 | mark0h | 538 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #4 | AyKay -A- | 345 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #5 | baby next ♡ | 224 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ND | +3.34 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | schorle | +2.39 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | AyKay -A- | +1.79 | 63 | 85 |
| #4 | mark0h | +1.70 | 83 | 64 |
| #5 | Shairoe | +1.26 | 85 | 79 |





