








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 779 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 438 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5191 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6350 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7969 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6222 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,845,212 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr.fl0ppY | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | Dose | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | powerseN | 50% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr.fl0ppY | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | Dose | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | powerseN | 50% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | powerseN | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Dose | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | mr.fl0ppY | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | powerseN | 1012 | 0.25 | 34 min |
| #2 | Dose | 205 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | mr.fl0ppY | 161 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | powerseN | +4.06 | 67 | 82 |
| #2 | Dose | +0.54 | 70 | 60 |
| #3 | SteelFURY<--1960 | -1.26 | 21 | 59 |
| #4 | mr.fl0ppY | -1.33 | 44 | 72 |





