








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 31 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10596 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9151 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6673 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8510 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,398,702 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | howii | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | 🅙🅐🅜🅔🅢 | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | blomeN :j | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Dose | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | deebZ | 5 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | powerseN | 985 | 0.28 | 32 min |
| #2 | blomeN :j | 740 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #3 | Dose | 543 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | BEN | 478 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | howii | 294 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | powerseN | +3.94 | 74 | 85 |
| #2 | deebZ | +2.71 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | xlrpsyaner_13 | +2.20 | 53 | 62 |
| #4 | BEN | +2.16 | 44 | 62 |
| #5 | gadfly | +1.31 | 67 | 63 |





