








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2298 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1395 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2576 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1807 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,120,149 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frank Sky | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | big john | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | SteelFusion | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | feen | 50% | 115 |
| #5 | Awsus | 47% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Tobester | 43% | 91 |
| #12 | Walker | 41% | 29 |
| #13 | Big Gold | 40% | 20 |
| #14 | Honey | 37% | 35 |
| #15 | A Cool Guy | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobester | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Big Chef | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | feen | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Arcann | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Tyler | 4 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feen | 349 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Arcann | 230 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Awsus | 229 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | Splash | 160 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Big Chef | 148 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deadlah | +5.38 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | Splash | +2.26 | 70 | 74 |
| #3 | Honey | +2.25 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | Frank Sky | +1.67 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | feen | +1.52 | 69 | 58 |





