








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2562 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2013 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 800 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1849 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $490,566 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | feen | 50% | 24 |
| #11 | Arcann | 48% | 23 |
| #12 | James_ | 44% | 70 |
| #13 | big john | 40% | 25 |
| #14 | A Cool Guy | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James_ | 135 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Fréash | 101 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | feen | 93 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | JMJ-Ralph | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Arcann | 65 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Delta ✪ | +6.63 | 55 | 53 |
| #2 | Fréash | +4.39 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | JMJ-Ralph | +4.05 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | feen | +2.74 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | Arcann | +0.96 | 56 | 69 |





