








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 759 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2816 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4064 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4790 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4313 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $836,015 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bluwafl | 53% | 262 |
| #2 | Rock fjellstad | 52% | 179 |
| #3 | Steinar Wangen | 52% | 288 |
| #4 | CHARTERESPEN | 49% | 288 |
| #5 | Tuco Salamanca | 43% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rock fjellstad | 52% | 179 |
| #3 | Steinar Wangen | 52% | 288 |
| #4 | CHARTERESPEN | 49% | 288 |
| #5 | Tuco Salamanca | 43% | 123 |
| #6 | Ulke | 28% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bluwafl | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Steinar Wangen | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Tuco Salamanca | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | CHARTERESPEN | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Rock fjellstad | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steinar Wangen | 887 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | bluwafl | 638 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | CHARTERESPEN | 316 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Rock fjellstad | 196 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tuco Salamanca | 103 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wet_Pssy_Fart | +4.10 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | bluwafl | +3.45 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | Steinar Wangen | -1.51 | 50 | 55 |
| #4 | Tuco Salamanca | -2.73 | 54 | 42 |
| #5 | CHARTERESPEN | -3.29 | 33 | 50 |





