








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4359 | 18% |
| Smokes | 9892 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 4272 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5617 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,722,633 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corona | 56% | 73 |
| #2 | Swift | 55% | 103 |
| #3 | IHaveNoHands69 | 54% | 336 |
| #4 | yung crete | 52% | 96 |
| #5 | Kansil | 52% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kansil | 37 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | humble soft spoken white boy | 37 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | yung crete | 27 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | IHaveNoHands69 | 17 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Slick | 13 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toji | +2.60 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Kansil | +0.88 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | Slick | +0.59 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | IHaveNoHands69 | -0.26 | 56 | 47 |
| #5 | humble soft spoken white boy | -0.36 | 58 | 46 |





