








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,995 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5730 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4315 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4131 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3774 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $823,047 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Borgan | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Brosjan Jesus | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Laarsen =D | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | Selfors | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Fisher | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ✰Rotirail✰ | 50% | 50 |
| #12 | von1z | 48% | 23 |
| #13 | aLMO-- | 48% | 21 |
| #14 | Zeny | 48% | 21 |
| #15 | Axxo | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hulk | +2.67 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | LeoN Knockout | +2.39 | 78 | 62 |
| #3 | von1z | +1.95 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | Laarsen =D | +1.22 | 82 | 62 |
| #5 | sev | +0.96 | 68 | 79 |





