








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 771 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 59 | 8% |
| Smokes | 240 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 243 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 229 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $81,445 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TodesWels | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Leiti | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | M1sterL | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | füssélrûlèzz | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | ♿ Laars | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1sterL | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | füssélrûlèzz | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Leiti | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweatyhope | +9.80 | 100 | 37 |
| #2 | M1sterL | +4.83 | 76 | 65 |
| #3 | TodesWels | +2.73 | 58 | 66 |
| #4 | Leiti | +1.75 | 80 | 70 |
| #5 | 🎀♡uwu♡uwu♡🎀 | +0.43 | 47 | 56 |





