








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2278 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2433 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2835 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1705 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,738,648 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | TimdieRente | 45% | 86 |
| #8 | MaseFlösen | 45% | 31 |
| #9 | MasenFlösen | 44% | 48 |
| #10 | schrotthaufen | 41% | 49 |
| #11 | Laura53Hugo | 41% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laura53Hugo | 143 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | MasenFlösen | 136 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | GEOX, der Schuh der drückt | 127 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | give kalash | 83 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | MaseFlösen | 75 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laura53Hugo | +2.70 | 89 | 48 |
| #2 | BEAR,VODKA,STALINGRAD | +1.93 | 50 | 19 |
| #3 | Striep | +0.57 | 76 | 52 |
| #4 | GEOX, der Schuh der drückt | +0.49 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | MaseFlösen | -0.17 | 32 | 60 |





