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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 917 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1343 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1419 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1272 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1109 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,485,638 of utility $253 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monkey D. Luffy | 41% | 34 |
| #2 | iTzAbe | 41% | 88 |
| #3 | Azir Thomas | 39% | 163 |
| #4 | Fat Ectomorph | 38% | 50 |
| #5 | Jaeger | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Fat Ectomorph | 38% | 50 |
| #5 | Jaeger | 34% | 32 |
| #6 | ROPEMAXX | 32% | 75 |
| #7 | auodon | 29% | 79 |
| #8 | shibal sekki | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azir Thomas | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | auodon | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Jaeger | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | iTzAbe | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Monkey D. Luffy | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azir Thomas | 345 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | iTzAbe | 327 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | ROPEMAXX | 268 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | auodon | 125 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Monkey D. Luffy | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaeger | +6.37 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | Monkey D. Luffy | +2.14 | 67 | 38 |
| #3 | ROPEMAXX | +1.35 | 52 | 52 |
| #4 | shibal sekki | +0.16 | 46 | 48 |
| #5 | Azir Thomas | -0.42 | 25 | 51 |





