








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Esplay | 8 matches | 1,928 | |
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1402 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1733 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1644 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1369 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $671,726 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zankie | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | ⛴ rapamies | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Poupe | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | King | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | w4llee | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4llee | 173 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | King | 114 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | ⛴ rapamies | 74 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | MentZi | 64 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zankie | 60 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weku | +3.58 | 82 | 82 |
| #2 | Taniiih | +1.58 | 68 | 87 |
| #3 | ⛴ rapamies | +1.25 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | Buzzz | +0.89 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | Zankie | +0.49 | 77 | 59 |





