








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 988 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9171 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8188 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5574 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5524 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $557,423 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 417 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Buzzz | 44% | 32 |
| #7 | Ninni | 44% | 55 |
| #8 | Kimgume | 41% | 175 |
| #9 | Kaatumis | 40% | 30 |
| #10 | Hoi | 35% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taniiih | 1113 | 0.24 | 40 min |
| #2 | Eduardo | 239 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kimgume | 116 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kaatumis | 94 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Buzzz | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eduardo | +4.77 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | Xhizorify | +3.91 | 68 | 49 |
| #3 | Kaatumis | +2.92 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | Taniiih | +2.85 | 68 | 88 |
| #5 | Buzzz | +1.63 | 74 | 71 |





