








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1506 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1776 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1999 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2158 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $618,708 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiauZedong | 57% | 170 |
| #2 | DYNA | 55% | 186 |
| #3 | Paan20 | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | leftclicklenny | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | filous | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Paan20 | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | leftclicklenny | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | filous | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | superphum | 45% | 38 |
| #7 | Pfnatsch | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DYNA | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | MiauZedong | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Pfnatsch | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Paan20 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | superphum | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiauZedong | 436 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | DYNA | 267 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Paan20 | 167 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | leftclicklenny | 72 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | superphum | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frumsze | +3.06 | 94 | 48 |
| #2 | leftclicklenny | +1.13 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | filous | +0.95 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | DYNA | +0.46 | 86 | 47 |
| #5 | MiauZedong | -0.40 | 76 | 59 |





