








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5386 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4818 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3071 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5285 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,192,546 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 642 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filous | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | frumsze | 57% | 170 |
| #3 | DYNA | 52% | 400 |
| #4 | Paan20 | 52% | 125 |
| #5 | superphum | 41% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filous | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | frumsze | 57% | 170 |
| #3 | DYNA | 52% | 400 |
| #4 | Paan20 | 52% | 125 |
| #5 | superphum | 41% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DYNA | 23 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | frumsze | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Paan20 | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | superphum | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | filous | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DYNA | 635 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | Paan20 | 392 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | frumsze | 244 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | superphum | 96 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | filous | 93 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frumsze | +3.14 | 95 | 50 |
| #2 | MiauZedong | +1.08 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | filous | +0.91 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | DYNA | +0.87 | 87 | 49 |
| #5 | Paan20 | -1.09 | 70 | 54 |





