








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 995 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8939 | 46% |
| Smokes | 3594 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2572 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4179 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $689,291 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deathy | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | kloud | 63% | 121 |
| #3 | Kxtana かたな | 62% | 69 |
| #4 | dood2461 | 60% | 84 |
| #5 | protect | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ◥◣.◢◤ Cat | 50% | 30 |
| #9 | Wildcard?! | 50% | 72 |
| #10 | keep the change ya filthy animal | 48% | 31 |
| #11 | Handling Cox | 48% | 52 |
| #12 | justin | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dood2461 | 24 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | watchyourstep | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Wildcard?! | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Handling Cox | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | kloud | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kloud | 177 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Wildcard?! | 167 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | dood2461 | 142 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | watchyourstep | 121 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Deathy | 119 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deathy | +5.07 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | Kxtana かたな | +2.79 | 92 | 35 |
| #3 | dood2461 | +2.13 | 74 | 46 |
| #4 | ★Kaito | +1.73 | 90 | 66 |
| #5 | justin | +0.90 | 88 | 20 |





