








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4004 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1795 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2070 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2279 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2723 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,054,974 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dood2461 | 32 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Wildcard?! | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | ★Kaito | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Kxtana かたな | 9 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Arrow | HK | 7 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Kaito | 596 | 0.31 | 15 min |
| #2 | Wildcard?! | 507 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | dood2461 | 218 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | protect | 176 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Arrow | HK | 108 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kxtana かたな | +3.00 | 94 | 32 |
| #2 | Sorry | +2.46 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | dood2461 | +2.41 | 78 | 46 |
| #4 | ★Kaito | +1.88 | 92 | 65 |
| #5 | kloud | +1.35 | 87 | 56 |





