








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3526 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4525 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3143 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2844 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,435,837 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | watchyourstep | 29 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | dood2461 | 27 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | keep the change ya filthy animal | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Kxtana かたな | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | protect | 7 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Kaito | 460 | 0.31 | 11 min |
| #2 | protect | 331 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | watchyourstep | 222 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | keep the change ya filthy animal | 184 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | dood2461 | 177 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dood2461 | +2.99 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | kloud | +2.63 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | Kxtana かたな | +2.57 | 94 | 32 |
| #4 | ★Kaito | +2.32 | 93 | 63 |
| #5 | Rampage | +2.27 | 82 | 55 |





