








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,746 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 629 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1366 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 836 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 915 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,818 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGTOE | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | Sam | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | THE KING DEEZY | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | SK1TZ0 | 71% | 7 |
| #5 | G O A T | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | wolfMONSTER | 50% | 6 |
| #12 | Nick LFT | 50% | 6 |
| #13 | Kieu [A] | 45% | 20 |
| #14 | Monkeh | 44% | 18 |
| #15 | Nostalgia | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wolfMONSTER | 6 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | Kieu [A] | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Monkeh | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Enzo | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | SK1TZ0 | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE KING DEEZY | 87 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kieu [A] | 77 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | wolfMONSTER | 67 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Cragz | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Monkeh | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zach | +4.60 | 63 | 71 |
| #2 | BIGTOE | +3.09 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | Monkeh | +2.76 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | @FFACTgg | +1.66 | 77 | 72 |
| #5 | wolfMONSTER | +1.65 | 58 | 53 |





