








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 181 | 5% |
| Smokes | 1286 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 853 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1368 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,311,193 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BO1NK | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Lotad ハスボー | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Becca | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Skylar | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Steeezy | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ HanZi | 430 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Skylar | 104 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | MissKarma | 100 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lotad ハスボー | 90 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ollie182 | 88 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skylar | +7.05 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪ HanZi | +3.79 | 86 | 79 |
| #3 | papz | +1.86 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | BO1NK | +1.84 | 90 | 62 |
| #5 | Becca | +1.69 | 54 | 68 |





