








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1239 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1211 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2622 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2346 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $985,445 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2062 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwyll | 22 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | patryk. | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | jazz | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Distant Quacking | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Nick | 8 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Distant Quacking | 441 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | patryk. | 272 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | jazz | 168 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | T-J | 147 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Huzoll | 71 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duxielmxm | +6.39 | 91 | 47 |
| #2 | Huzoll | +2.76 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | LetDown | +1.60 | 66 | 57 |
| #4 | T-J | +1.22 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | patryk. | +0.94 | 50 | 54 |





