








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 611 | 28% |
| Smokes | 510 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 502 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 541 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $162,718 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIMBAD | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | ok)))))))))))))))) | 71% | 59 |
| #3 | tobseN | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | eazy | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | jona | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIMBAD | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | ok)))))))))))))))) | 71% | 59 |
| #3 | tobseN | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | eazy | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | jona | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ok)))))))))))))))) | 12 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | jona | 2 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | eazy | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ok)))))))))))))))) | 180 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | jona | 27 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | SIMBAD | 21 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | eazy | 20 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | tobseN | 12 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jona | +5.80 | 96 | 57 |
| #2 | ok)))))))))))))))) | +4.94 | 92 | 54 |
| #3 | KDone webset.dk | +4.12 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | SIMBAD | +2.48 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | tobseN | -0.33 | 73 | 75 |





