








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2506 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1582 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1097 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2231 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $693,105 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KDone webset.dk | 71% | 59 |
| #2 | julius | 68% | 41 |
| #3 | SIMBAD | 65% | 72 |
| #4 | dazhai | 64% | 72 |
| #5 | tobseN | 63% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SIMBAD | 65% | 72 |
| #4 | dazhai | 64% | 72 |
| #5 | tobseN | 63% | 90 |
| #6 | Shiversen | 63% | 40 |
| #7 | Volltare | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobseN | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | dazhai | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | SIMBAD | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | KDone webset.dk | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | julius | 6 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dazhai | 228 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | SIMBAD | 189 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | KDone webset.dk | 189 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | tobseN | 168 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | julius | 85 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ok)))))))))))))))) | +5.35 | 94 | 53 |
| #2 | KDone webset.dk | +3.07 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | julius | +0.58 | 64 | 47 |
| #4 | SIMBAD | +0.44 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | Shiversen | -0.04 | 69 | 43 |





