








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 472 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4935 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4140 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2972 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3149 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4049 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,226,079 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 745 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0KA | 57% | 51 |
| #2 | asdasdasdsd | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | JJ | 52% | 347 |
| #4 | Crev | 52% | 320 |
| #5 | Toucan | 51% | 348 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | asdasdasdsd | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | JJ | 52% | 347 |
| #4 | Crev | 52% | 320 |
| #5 | Toucan | 51% | 348 |
| #6 | KC | 50% | 339 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JJ | 22 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | KC | 21 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Crev | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Toucan | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | s0KA | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KC | 1471 | 0.19 | 35 min |
| #2 | Crev | 847 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #3 | Toucan | 674 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #4 | JJ | 566 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #5 | s0KA | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdasdasdsd | +1.63 | 64 | 64 |
| #2 | KC | +1.01 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | JJ | +0.78 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | Crev | +0.53 | 58 | 66 |
| #5 | Toucan | +0.41 | 72 | 61 |





