








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 136 | 9% |
| Smokes | 419 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 569 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 473 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $475,041 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yd0b0n | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | P1ti-IWNL | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | FunkenSoldat | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | kez 키쿄 | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yd0b0n | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | P1ti-IWNL | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | FunkenSoldat | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | kez 키쿄 | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunkenSoldat | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | kez 키쿄 | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | P1ti-IWNL | 1 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kez 키쿄 | 101 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | P1ti-IWNL | 34 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | FunkenSoldat | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | yd0b0n | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yd0b0n | +1.85 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | kez 키쿄 | +1.01 | 82 | 55 |
| #3 | →DM(ಠ‿ಠ)← | +0.96 | 75 | 43 |
| #4 | FunkenSoldat | +0.05 | 69 | 34 |
| #5 | P1ti-IWNL | -1.74 | 70 | 48 |





