








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2084 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 396 matches | ||
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Esplay | 33 matches | 1,821 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 234 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12078 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9336 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 11317 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 8401 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,555,237 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1078 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mange | 64% | 107 |
| #2 | hormuki | 61% | 104 |
| #3 | DembeR | 59% | 68 |
| #4 | Sebz | 59% | 259 |
| #5 | wAA1L | 58% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Wikn3R🐼 | 54% | 334 |
| #9 | Nero | 54% | 67 |
| #10 | sauronlol | 51% | 120 |
| #11 | VolvoRider | 51% | 73 |
| #12 | koel | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nALLEn☁ | 14 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Wikn3R🐼 | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Sebz | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | sauronlol | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | VolvoRider | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nALLEn☁ | 3014 | 0.19 | 96 min |
| #2 | Wikn3R🐼 | 1134 | 0.16 | 35 min |
| #3 | Sebz | 406 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | hormuki | 398 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #5 | jonkajibb | 296 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nALLEn☁ | +2.60 | 74 | 79 |
| #2 | wAA1L | +2.23 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | hormuki | +0.91 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | Nero | +0.88 | 74 | 73 |
| #5 | DembeR | +0.63 | 82 | 67 |





