








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 152 | 32% |
| Smokes | 133 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 122 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 74 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $40,793 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xmon | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | krauzuz | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Enwondee | 78% | 9 |
| #4 | stef | 71% | 14 |
| #5 | KIng_ | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enwondee | 3 | 0.0169 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stef | 51 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | Enwondee | 16 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | xmon | 8 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #4 | KIng_ | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | krauzuz | 4 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enwondee | +6.03 | 91 | 30 |
| #2 | stef | +4.54 | 44 | 61 |
| #3 | krauzuz | +4.43 | 64 | 73 |
| #4 | Stiopasniper | +0.57 | 45 | 59 |
| #5 | xmon | -3.65 | 78 | 45 |





