








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2270 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2051 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2200 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 712 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,017,593 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog bless | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | siblos | 60% | 125 |
| #3 | Rice Spice | 57% | 53 |
| #4 | Lil Big Man | 56% | 167 |
| #5 | LELE | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Big Man | 730 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | siblos | 409 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | gucciboah | 235 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | LELE | 155 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | dog bless | 85 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siblos | +2.13 | 62 | 66 |
| #2 | Lil Big Man | +1.93 | 59 | 74 |
| #3 | LELE | +1.72 | 53 | 68 |
| #4 | JRoze | +0.81 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | gucciboah | +0.41 | 72 | 55 |





