








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 682 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3701 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4043 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3064 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3365 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,279,348 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eustachy eugeniusz | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | Martaal | 53% | 88 |
| #3 | Mako | 53% | 172 |
| #4 | πΎπ¦ππππ | 53% | 176 |
| #5 | Bond | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Martaal | 53% | 88 |
| #3 | Mako | 53% | 172 |
| #4 | πΎπ¦ππππ | 53% | 176 |
| #5 | Bond | 52% | 23 |
| #6 | TW3NTY_THR33 | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mako | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | πΎπ¦ππππ | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | eustachy eugeniusz | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Martaal | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Bond | 2 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mako | 389 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | πΎπ¦ππππ | 372 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Martaal | 205 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | TW3NTY_THR33 | 92 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | eustachy eugeniusz | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΎπ¦ππππ | +2.64 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | Martaal | +1.04 | 57 | 65 |
| #3 | chrupek | +0.43 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | Mako | -0.45 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | TW3NTY_THR33 | -2.27 | 50 | 75 |





