








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 873 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 420 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3739 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3715 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3306 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5243 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,697,729 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VerXisS | 55% | 123 |
| #2 | Mako | 54% | 321 |
| #3 | chrupek | 53% | 176 |
| #4 | Martaal | 52% | 113 |
| #5 | eustachy eugeniusz | 50% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mako | 54% | 321 |
| #3 | chrupek | 53% | 176 |
| #4 | Martaal | 52% | 113 |
| #5 | eustachy eugeniusz | 50% | 105 |
| #6 | Bond | 45% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bond | 12 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Mako | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | chrupek | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Martaal | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | eustachy eugeniusz | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrupek | 649 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Mako | 612 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | Martaal | 263 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | VerXisS | 185 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Bond | 154 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΎπ¦ππππ | +2.57 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | Martaal | +0.81 | 58 | 65 |
| #3 | Mako | -0.08 | 76 | 53 |
| #4 | chrupek | -0.29 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | eustachy eugeniusz | -1.42 | 61 | 50 |





