








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 434 | 28% |
| Smokes | 371 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 376 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 391 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $96,943 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sepehr | 45% | 31 |
| #2 | InternetSpider | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | Bean | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | t0neo | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | ChunkBunk | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sepehr | 45% | 31 |
| #2 | InternetSpider | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | Bean | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | t0neo | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | ChunkBunk | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sepehr | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | ChunkBunk | 2 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sepehr | 157 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | ChunkBunk | 74 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | InternetSpider | 68 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bean | 25 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | t0neo | 14 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strait Rhenu | +1.94 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | t0neo | +0.30 | 51 | 43 |
| #3 | Bean | -0.50 | 67 | 54 |
| #4 | Sepehr | -0.66 | 52 | 66 |
| #5 | InternetSpider | -1.49 | 63 | 69 |





