








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,341 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 888 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1227 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1194 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1032 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $356,043 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InternetSpider | 38% | 13 |
| #2 | t0neo | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | Strait Rhenu | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | Sepehr | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | Bean | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InternetSpider | 38% | 13 |
| #2 | t0neo | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | Strait Rhenu | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | Sepehr | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | Bean | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sepehr | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strait Rhenu | 94 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #2 | Sepehr | 94 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | InternetSpider | 60 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bean | 18 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | t0neo | 14 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strait Rhenu | +1.07 | 65 | 67 |
| #2 | t0neo | +0.30 | 51 | 43 |
| #3 | Sepehr | -0.35 | 54 | 71 |
| #4 | ChunkBunk | -0.91 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | Bean | -1.01 | 57 | 54 |





