








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 760 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2799 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1768 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1905 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $431,082 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NattilanJake | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | ๐
๐ธ๐ฟ J2k | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Juhana | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | Lentรคvรค sBaGetti | 55% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NattilanJake | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | ๐
๐ธ๐ฟ J2k | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Juhana | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | Lentรคvรค sBaGetti | 55% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhana | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ๐
๐ธ๐ฟ J2k | 2 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Lentรคvรค sBaGetti | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhana | 117 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Lentรคvรค sBaGetti | 65 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #3 | NattilanJake | 51 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | ๐
๐ธ๐ฟ J2k | 43 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐
๐ธ๐ฟ J2k | +3.93 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | NattilanJake | +1.84 | 55 | 68 |
| #3 | GABEFIFA | +1.71 | 44 | 61 |
| #4 | Lentรคvรค sBaGetti | -0.94 | 49 | 28 |
| #5 | Juhana | -1.44 | 35 | 67 |





