








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 957 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1178 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9905 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 928 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2368 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5053 | 58% |
| Molotovs | 332 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,741,435 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1008 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GABEFIFA | 55% | 179 |
| #2 | NattilanJake | 54% | 189 |
| #3 | yoManChigago | 51% | 124 |
| #4 | Juhana | 50% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GABEFIFA | 55% | 179 |
| #2 | NattilanJake | 54% | 189 |
| #3 | yoManChigago | 51% | 124 |
| #4 | Juhana | 50% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NattilanJake | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Juhana | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | yoManChigago | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | GABEFIFA | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhana | 675 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | NattilanJake | 656 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | yoManChigago | 474 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | GABEFIFA | 138 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GABEFIFA | +1.67 | 44 | 60 |
| #2 | NattilanJake | +1.37 | 59 | 66 |
| #3 | yoManChigago | +0.73 | 64 | 55 |
| #4 | Lentävä sBaGetti | -0.70 | 53 | 20 |
| #5 | Juhana | -0.93 | 38 | 67 |





