








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4807 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3518 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1792 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3349 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,259,436 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lazy | 71% | 52 |
| #2 | TDD/2TapKupua | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | Phyl | 59% | 83 |
| #4 | LeViDeL シ | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | Bastii | 56% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bastii | +3.10 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | R1Kz-_- | +2.76 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | TDD/2TapKupua | +2.47 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | mars1y- | +1.91 | 89 | 48 |
| #5 | LeViDeL シ | +1.91 | 66 | 72 |





