








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 144 | 3% |
| Smokes | 2234 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 1080 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1245 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,390,190 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tactilez | 47% | 36 |
| #2 | xoNNN | 46% | 183 |
| #3 | TDD/2TapKupua | 45% | 131 |
| #4 | Lazy | 44% | 199 |
| #5 | R1Kz-_- | 41% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1Kz-_- | +4.62 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | Lazy | +4.37 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | xoNNN | +3.86 | 68 | 54 |
| #4 | TDD/2TapKupua | +3.79 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | Tactilez | +2.38 | 63 | 42 |





