








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 689 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11928 | 29% |
| Smokes | 11429 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9995 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7324 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,199,352 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knag | 53% | 388 |
| #2 | MartinKatt202 | 52% | 144 |
| #3 | Evn^S | 51% | 142 |
| #4 | promp | 44% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knag | 53% | 388 |
| #2 | MartinKatt202 | 52% | 144 |
| #3 | Evn^S | 51% | 142 |
| #4 | promp | 44% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MartinKatt202 | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Knag | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | promp | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Evn^S | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knag | 791 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | Evn^S | 163 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | promp | 131 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | MartinKatt202 | 97 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | promp | +1.64 | 61 | 61 |
| #2 | ChrisMekker | +0.51 | 63 | 72 |
| #3 | Evn^S | -0.41 | 69 | 49 |
| #4 | MartinKatt202 | -0.52 | 52 | 45 |
| #5 | Knag | -0.80 | 72 | 62 |





