








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4028 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2803 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1890 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1773 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,781,776 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 868 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ya Think Its A Bird?? | 52% | 46 |
| #2 | Gay Potatoes | 51% | 489 |
| #3 | iHarvestBamboo | 50% | 115 |
| #4 | Orange Shy Guy | 48% | 207 |
| #5 | FailedPacifist | 48% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Orange Shy Guy | 48% | 207 |
| #5 | FailedPacifist | 48% | 229 |
| #6 | MrMirlis | 47% | 38 |
| #7 | Avaritia | 47% | 129 |
| #8 | Chicken_dude1 | 36% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gay Potatoes | 33 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | FailedPacifist | 20 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Avaritia | 17 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Orange Shy Guy | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | iHarvestBamboo | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gay Potatoes | 832 | 0.08 | 21 min |
| #2 | Orange Shy Guy | 726 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #3 | FailedPacifist | 316 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | iHarvestBamboo | 161 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Avaritia | 124 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gay Potatoes | +2.83 | 77 | 53 |
| #2 | smore1g | +2.27 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | iHarvestBamboo | -0.04 | 65 | 47 |
| #4 | Orange Shy Guy | -0.59 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | Avaritia | -1.89 | 34 | 24 |





