








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2913 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1705 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3039 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1774 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,672 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bemols | 88% | 16 |
| #2 | oskarshaizivjbende | 83% | 18 |
| #3 | Raozy | 75% | 20 |
| #4 | Nils Ušakovs | 64% | 25 |
| #5 | Zemestrice | 61% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danjix | 471 | 0.38 | 10 min |
| #2 | prost efence | 246 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Zemestrice | 207 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Grindushka | 165 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Raozy | 118 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zemestrice | +3.83 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | oskarshaizivjbende | +3.63 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | Raozy | +3.43 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | prost efence | +1.42 | 87 | 63 |
| #5 | danjix | +1.37 | 78 | 63 |





