








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1843 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1981 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2497 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1941 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $493,596 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕gainS♕ | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | Reaper | 68% | 19 |
| #3 | NoHonor.PENTA | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Pengu | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | ĐɆⱤ ฿₳Ʉ₥ ₭Ʉ₴₵ⱧⱠɆⱤ | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | FeLix[L]🍀 | 57% | 40 |
| #7 | ⨷Legal⨷ | 56% | 36 |
| #8 | freddy | 50% | 24 |
| #9 | kraeuti | 42% | 24 |
| #10 | SpleX | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⨷Legal⨷ | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Pengu | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ♕gainS♕ | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kraeuti | 134 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | ⨷Legal⨷ | 85 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | SpleX | 69 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♕gainS♕ | 67 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #5 | FeLix[L]🍀 | 59 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕gainS♕ | +4.72 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | ⨷Legal⨷ | +4.47 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | Pengu | +3.95 | 83 | 56 |
| #4 | kraeuti | +0.52 | 77 | 80 |
| #5 | FeLix[L]🍀 | +0.42 | 78 | 68 |





