








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 492 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 181 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7835 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8327 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8102 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7887 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,443,818 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 543 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KSY™ | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | kraeuti | 56% | 119 |
| #3 | Habibi Blocksberg | 50% | 101 |
| #4 | Jonny | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | SpleX | 49% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpleX | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | kraeuti | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | kloete88 | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Habibi Blocksberg | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Klibink | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpleX | +0.74 | 83 | 75 |
| #2 | FeLix[L]🍀 | +0.52 | 81 | 75 |
| #3 | Habibi Blocksberg | +0.50 | 68 | 72 |
| #4 | LuVRAPTOR | +0.37 | 69 | 75 |
| #5 | ^ ^5👌zlFeeling | +0.20 | 68 | 68 |





