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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 465 | 11% |
| Smokes | 903 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1387 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1515 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,525 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaetaen BE | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | MLT | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | AkramPotWish | 66% | 35 |
| #4 | ProjectX | 64% | 22 |
| #5 | Jun10r | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGJOKR XV | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | AkramPotWish | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | SH4 | 4 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | Gaetaen BE | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | _Peppa_Big_ | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGJOKR XV | 126 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Jun10r | 36 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | Gaetaen BE | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | AkramPotWish | 24 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | ProjectX | 24 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaetaen BE | +4.78 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | SH4 | +4.46 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | BIGJOKR XV | +3.88 | 77 | 48 |
| #4 | AkramPotWish | +3.10 | 63 | 25 |
| #5 | _Peppa_Big_ | +1.76 | 63 | 43 |





