








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2088 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6296 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 2591 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2040 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,321,416 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGJOKR XV | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Garmr | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | Failor | 51% | 186 |
| #4 | gRueni 20 I kluk play | 50% | 203 |
| #5 | CTZN | 50% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGJOKR XV | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Garmr | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | Failor | 51% | 186 |
| #4 | gRueni 20 I kluk play | 50% | 203 |
| #5 | CTZN | 50% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CTZN | 19 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | gRueni 20 I kluk play | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Garmr | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Failor | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gRueni 20 I kluk play | 806 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | CTZN | 622 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | Failor | 403 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | Garmr | 76 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | BIGJOKR XV | 63 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGJOKR XV | +3.64 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | Garmr | +2.86 | 62 | 42 |
| #3 | CTZN | +0.68 | 54 | 37 |
| #4 | Failor | +0.14 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | gRueni 20 I kluk play | -0.01 | 36 | 78 |





