








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 567 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 570 | 24% |
| Smokes | 551 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 595 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 615 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,861 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧ Bubblqs | 43% | 49 |
| #2 | Kristers | 42% | 62 |
| #3 | EmILs | 41% | 34 |
| #4 | Maky | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | Helvijs Saukants | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | EmILs | 41% | 34 |
| #4 | Maky | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | Helvijs Saukants | 30% | 30 |
| #6 | headshot0% | 29% | 14 |
| #7 | fakie | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kristers | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | ✧ Bubblqs | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | EmILs | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Helvijs Saukants | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | fakie | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helvijs Saukants | 126 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kristers | 60 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✧ Bubblqs | 46 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | fakie | 22 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | headshot0% | 19 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maky | +2.39 | 93 | 47 |
| #2 | ✧ Bubblqs | +1.71 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | tomasskebab | +1.35 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | Kristers | -1.27 | 61 | 47 |
| #5 | Helvijs Saukants | -1.45 | 33 | 79 |





