








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
489 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 586 | 26% |
| Smokes | 524 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 618 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 563 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $153,143 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aWsM | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Marv | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | Moeppens | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | Dominik | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | nichtkay | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aWsM | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Marv | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | Moeppens | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | Dominik | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | nichtkay | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marv | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Moeppens | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | aWsM | 1 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | nichtkay | 1 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moeppens | 108 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Marv | 75 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | aWsM | 26 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dominik | 20 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | nichtkay | 17 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aWsM | +2.82 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | Marv | +2.69 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | nichtkay | +1.30 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | Dominik | +0.21 | 62 | 68 |
| #5 | Moeppens | -0.25 | 74 | 60 |





