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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1368 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1675 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2235 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1302 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $640,324 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gogo | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | dr. hssnd | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | pixl | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Razerinho | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | Anzetovitch | 52% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bucman | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | pixl | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | dr. hssnd | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | timmy | 2 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | Anzetovitch | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anzetovitch | 135 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | pixl | 120 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Razerinho | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bucman | 67 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | dr. hssnd | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stix | +1.71 | 62 | 53 |
| #2 | Konfuzed4k | +1.10 | 64 | 71 |
| #3 | pohica | +0.96 | 58 | 50 |
| #4 | dr. hssnd | +0.87 | 72 | 46 |
| #5 | Razerinho | +0.87 | 39 | 41 |





